The Annoying: The Other Mary & Her Poor Husband

I didn't have a problem with these people right off the bat.  It took awhile and being on a door replacement project committee with them and a few annual meetings.  We will go into the nightmare of annual condo meetings in another post.  I might go hang myself if I think about it too much right now.

The Other Mary & Her Poor Husband (not poor in the monetary sense, but the poor fuck is married to this overbearing bitch) are totally pro-condo.  They love condos so much that they have a winter condo down south, the one here for no apparent reason and another up north for summer.  So they aren't around to be annoying all the time.  The very fact that they own 3 condos should be a good indicator that they aren't playing with a full deck.  That and they own 2 minivans.  Owning a condo and a minivan should automatically send up all kinds of red flags of outright stupidity.  If you ever meet a person that owns a condo and a minivan you will know they are stupid.  Try and sell them some magic beans.  I bet that they buy those fake, grossly overpriced rare coin scams you see advertised on TV too.  

The trouble started when the whole door committee came up.  The storm doors needed to be replaced and a group of people were asked to figure out what color and type of door to get.  The Other Mary & Her Poor Husband were both on the committee of door bullshit.  The Other Mary & this bitch Sandy wanted an etched glass storm door that cost $600.00 a piece.  Okay, this isn't some high end place, its a fucking condo.  Plus etched glass...you know the kind the old people like?? Guess it makes sense since she is old, but not everyone here is and I hate that tacky shit.  Maybe we should get everyone some matching doilies to put out on all our coffee tables too dumb ass.  This woman yapped on and on demanding an expensive etched glass door, so seriously this is when I realized she was an annoying idiot.  Ugh, recalling this event makes my head hurt.  The Poor Husband didn't seem to care.  I think he probably mentally checked out a long time ago, if not I hope he drinks to cope.  Poor bastard.