Grifting Lately

It's been a minute since we've discussed the fabulous condo life, but I do have a nice Mulva update for everyone.  
Apparently Baldy Jim grew a brain, reattached his ball sack and ended his love affair with Mulva; however, he didn't get out unscathed.  Baldy Jim is now reportedly broke from being grifted nearly to death.  Baldy Jim is being forced to sell his prized Chrysler Sebring convertible.  He has also repossessed a granite top dining table from Mulva and is selling that as well.  
The days of Baldy Jim paying for rent, Direct TV, internet access, and chauffeuring Mulva's teenagers to high school in the wee hours of the morning (while she slept in) are over.  Mulva got canned from her part time job not too long ago and decided she really didn't want to work anymore- which makes sense when you're broke and have kids to support.  Mulva stated that Baldy Jim didn't want her to work either.  Unfortunately Baldy Jim overlooked the fact that his meager income couldn't support her lifestyle of laying around, tanning, weekly hair dye jobs, manicures, eating out at fine dining establishments each Friday night and her going out for cocktails with her lady friends. It's possible Baldy Jim may have forgotten about the other life he had with his actual wife- to whom he is still married.  
At least Mulva attempted to cover some household expenses, like groceries.  She wrote a worthless check to the local grocery store last month on the order of $86.00.  I'm sure the grocery store will just let that slide.  I mean how can they expect her to have to pay for food?!? The nerve!!
Supposedly, Baldy Jim is still giving Mulva a few shekels to get by on for now, but Mulva has been forced to start a new job next week at some bar/restaurant strip club. Pretty sure Mulva will be on the prowl for an emergency replacement for Baldy Jim in order to get out of that whole work thingy as soon as possible.
I wonder if Baldy Jim also got sick of Mulva's horribly disrespectful, entitled teenage brats.  Perhaps Mulva should read this article  http://www.details.com/sex-relationships/marriage-and-kids/200711/are-you-raising-a-douchebag  I think they wrote this for her about her parenting.  
The bottom line is that Mulva flew too close to the sun on the wings of pastrami.  She didn't quite sink her hooks into Baldy Jim deep enough and he wriggled free.  Run Baldy Jim.  Run for your fucking life you poor, broke bastard.